That's right, you heard me. This digital backwater, this forgotten corner of the internet, has served its purpose. We came, we saw, we made a glorious mess. But the winds of change are howling, and they smell like ozone and opportunity. We're packing up the freak show, kicking the dust off our boots, and heading for greener pastures.
This old domain is being put out to pasture. It's a ghost town now, a relic of a bygone era. We're moving on to bigger and better things, a new digital frontier where the code is cleaner and the whiskey flows like water. Or something like that.
So, if you've got any sense left in that skull of yours, you'll follow us. The new promised land, our shining city on a hill, is located at:
Don't be a laggard. Don't be one of those poor souls left wandering the desert, wondering where all the action went. The future is a speeding train, and we're riding it straight to the heart of the sun. Or at least to a better server.
- The Gonzo Administration